Under the express orders of Ilpalazzo, supreme leader of ACROSS, any unauthorized duplication, public screening or use of the packaging as a coaster, musical instrument, or contraceptive device is strictly prohibited, and will be dealt with in the most severe manner possible, most probably involving chicken feathers, cod liver oil, and a very, very depraved walrus.
(In other news, my Data drive is out of my system currently. Going to be burning a backup and want nothing to interfere, just in case the other drive is likewise faulty, which I doubt. The faulty drive is being taken to work tomorrow to begin its sanitization, as I decided after doing the math that it wasn't going to be done until sometime Thursday.)
[edit:]And am I the only one, upon reading that copyright warning, who wondered how they got Douglas Adams to write it for them? Or do I just have Douglas on the brain?