"I'm on loan from YSU, so I don't have an office. Therefore, here is my home number. If you get my daughter or my wife, do not hang up. If you call on Tuesday between 8 and 9, hang up or lose 10 points off your grade. Can anyone tell me why?"
(Squeaky, quiet voice from the front row) "House?"
"That's right. House is the only time during the week where I have an hour of zero distractions. Spoil my Hugh Laurie time, and you spoil your own grade."
Other than that, things are just dry and boring all around... Not much done around the house, nothing done on personal projects, though the new web/email server for the band should be up soon.