However, I'm a sucker for cheesy 80's guitar riffs and unrealistically optimistic lyrics. SO, in order to feel like I've dared to do something or other, I'm posting.
I go tonight to see Mr. Izzard perform in Columbus, OH. With any luck, I'll come back a wittier and funnier person for it. Most likely, I will just end up having an enjoyable evening with my fiancee, sister, and some of our friends.