I officially am a criminal. While I haven't been caught yet, I am guilty of theft.
I took a lightly battered (yum?) political sign out of an empty lot. Without asking permission. 7 days after election day.
Will anyone care? Probably not. But it's theft nonetheless, and the only way I was able to sleep last night was telling myself, "It was practically litter, I was picking up litter, not stealing... I was picking up litter, not stealing..."
And what really takes the cake is that I got it for A.D.A.M., since his first (shortened) name is the same as the candidate's name. And his GF had already stole one. Darnit.