You get the "You're on Thin Ice" talk at work, and just lock yourself in your office to play solitaire while pondering the condition of your resume. (While this is not all I did today, it was all I wanted to do.)
You forget your lunch at home and decide it's not worth it to spend $1 at McDonald's for something.
The fact that a friends-locked post asking for paper editing advice got less than 9 replies, half yours, worries you.
The only time you've smiled all day is when you see your SO, because you know that she'll give you a hug.
You have ran out of things to do on the internet.